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Old 02-08-2010, 08:30 AM
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Afridi ne Ball chaba ke de diya is baat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaye,

Masoorhe sehat mand

Aur

Dant mazboot! ;->
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:31 AM
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Memon k kamray se Chuntiyan bahar ja rahi theen.

Memon: Kahan ja rhi ho or kia le k ja rahi ho?

Chunti: ßhai bhooke marnay se to Behtr hai Hijrat kar jæn.
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:32 AM
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1 Kashti Toofan Me Phans Gai,

Capton: Kisi Ko Tufan Se Bachne Ki Dua Yaad Hai?

Ek Molvi: Mujhe!

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Theek Hai, Tum Dua Mango..

Hamare Pas 1 Life Jacket Kam Hai..
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Old 02-23-2010, 10:27 AM
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2 Pigs Were Eating Potty In Lunch
Pig1 Hum Puri Duniya Ka POtty Khate H Per HUmhariPotty Koi Nahi Khata
Pig2-Plz, Yaar Khate Wakt Potty Ki Baat Mat Kar
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Old 03-07-2010, 05:33 PM
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"Dost ke piche mat bhaago...

Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki Girl Friend ke piche bhaago..

Dost Jhakh Maar Ke Tumhare Piche Ayega"
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:25 AM
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Sardar learning english.
A Sardar Learning English in this way.

A:
Apple

B
Bara Apple

C:
Chota Apple

D:
Doosra Apple

E:
Ek hor Apple

F:
Fer Apple

G:
Ganda Apple

H
Haraa Apple

I
India Da Apple

J
Jay'pur Da Apple

K
Kharaab Apple

L
Laal Apple

M
Mitha Apple

N
Nawan Apple

O
Oooo...! Apple

P
Paka Hya Apple

Q
Queta Da Apple

R
Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple

S
Saada Apple

T
Taqatwar Apple

U
Unna Da Apple

V
Veer Da Apple

W
Wadda Apple

X
X-Max Da Apple

Y
Yar Da Apple

Z
Zindabad Apple
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Cruise
2 Pigs Were Eating Potty In Lunch
Pig1 Hum Puri Duniya Ka POtty Khate H Per HUmhariPotty Koi Nahi Khata
Pig2-Plz, Yaar Khate Wakt Potty Ki Baat Mat Kar
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:55 AM
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"Dost ke piche mat bhaago...

Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki Girl Friend ke piche bhaago..

Dost Jhakh Maar Ke Tumhare Piche Ayega"


VERY TRUE....
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:24 AM
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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,

Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,

Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,

Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
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Old 07-27-2010, 09:09 AM
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1 Kashti Toofan Me Phans Gai,

Capton: Kisi Ko Tufan Se Bachne Ki Dua Yaad Hai?

Ek Molvi: Mujhe!

Capton:

Theek Hai, Tum Dua Mango..

Hamare Pas 1 Life Jacket Kam Hai..
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